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Goliad

Whatya building? Uhm, its just a little stick fort. Oh, rad! Look. Its just my size. Hey, get away from my fort, you big stinky monster! I like it when you get small, Jake. Yeah, me too. Whoa, whoa!

Whoa, Peppermint butler! Finn, Jake. The Princess wants to see you. As princess of Candy Kingdom, Im in charge of a lot of candy people. They rely on me. I cant imagine what might happen to them if I was gone. And after my brush with death, at the hands of the Lich, I realized something. Im not gonna live forever Finn. I would if I could.

1. Yea! Yeah!
2. Teachers!
3. Yeah, woo-hoo!
4. Teach, teaching teachers.

But modern science just isnt there yet.

So I engineered a replacement who can live forever. I call her Goliad. Aww shes cute. Hi, Goliad. Im Finn. And Im Jake. Hi, Finn. Hi, Jake. Hi, Goliad. Hi, Finn. What did you use to make her? Oh, uhm...

Pretty standard candy creature soup.

Some acids. Some algebra. And I threw in one of my baby teeth so she had my DNA.

Wow, DNA?!

Yeah. All it takes is just one little tooth, or, a single hair. Its all it takes. Princess Bubblegum, are you okay? Yeah, Im good. Havent slept for a solid 83 hours, but... yeah, Im good.

Aw, you should go to bed. I cant go to bed, Goliad has huge, mondo mama brains. I still need to fill them with knowledge... about how to rule a kingdom. What? Let us teach her. Uhh, okay. I guess that will be alright.

• Woow, woow, woow!
• Cmon, Goliad.
• See ya later, Princess!
• Get some sleep!
• Huh? Whu...? Bye guys...